pulling a Josey

To fart on ones bed while laughing at a joke told by a friend.

Joann: I think im pulling a Josey
Sapphire: If you pull a Josey I swear to God...

by SMRF July 27, 2011

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Pull the pudding

Slang for jerkin off.

"I had a massive erection when I woke up this morning, so I had to pull the pudding!"

by Space Wrangler June 1, 2009

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oil pulling

Masturbating with immense intensity and precision as if you were "working the oil rig"

When I saw Miley twerk, it went from jerking it, to straight up oil pulling.

by TheSuit710 January 25, 2014

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To do something correctly, then suddenly when your half-way done you fuck it up bad somehow

To screw something up that was thought to be impossible to screw up

An unbelievably unlucky occurence

Getting in trouble for unnecesary recklessness or blatant mental retardation

Ignoring warrants

Yeah So I was helping to fix the carbourator on my friends Nova, then all of a sudden I pulled a gabriel and drop one of the screws into the engine block, losing it forever.

OH MY GOD!!! He was just supposed to go to the store, get milk and come back! But NO, he had to go and pull a gabriel by somehow getting pulled over for no turn signals and now he needs bail because he pulled another gabriel and never took care of his warrants!!!

So I was a little mad today but only because I pulled a gabriel and locked my keys in my truck. And then I pulled another gabriel by breaking the window on my truck to get my keys when I could have just easily called my parents and asked for the spare they have......

by Gabriel Ramon Sosa May 18, 2007

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