Playing Doom in the Bathroom

The most intense and serious form of masturbation a man can ever experience.

AKA: Jerking off is like a First Person Shooter. Your dick is the gun and your jizz are the bullets.

"I've got 20 minutes left on break, it is time for me to be playing Doom in the Bathroom".

by Ed Flesh April 3, 2022

Play Doh Baby

Someone who smells like Play Doh

That person is a play doh baby

by Vdhajevevs December 17, 2019

Unassisted triple play

Using both hands and at least one of your feet during masturbation

I was done using both hands so I decided to go for the unassisted triple play to end the night

by AgentDaleCooper July 17, 2016

Play Destiny 2

mercilessly beat the shit out of minorities

"Hey Carter, wanna go to Harlem and play Destiny 2?" - Isaac

by Qwertyblahblahblah September 15, 2022

Wanna Play Uno?

A question you ask to someone if they want to play uno

Hey (Insert name here) Wanna Play Uno?

by SAVAGE1-01 December 19, 2021

playing with the closet door

When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.

“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

Don't play yourself

This phrase is used when you catch a person in an outright lie. Catch a person lying to you.

Me, "Don't play yourself, I know you took the last donut!"

Other guy caught taking the donut.... Lolololol

by Old Mom January 7, 2017