Unassisted triple play

Using both hands and at least one of your feet during masturbation

I was done using both hands so I decided to go for the unassisted triple play to end the night

by AgentDaleCooper July 17, 2016

Play with my chair

To play with one's sexual organs, spank the chicken, masturbate.

See ya later, imma go play with my chair.

by █ ███ █ September 14, 2018

playing the skin banjo

A term for female masturbation

Since her boyfriend lives three hours away, Sally has become an expert at playing the skin banjo.

by cozyrosie April 13, 2015

NEVER DID PLAY

Somthing you say when someone test's your gangster demenor or trys to suggest that you are less of a man than they are.

Them boys tryed to jump me....i had to show them I NEVER DID PLAY

by MZBIGBOOTY216 September 23, 2009

playing my axe

Playing my guitar (see Buddy Guy - "Just Playing My Axe")

"I was just playing my axe!"

by lizziearm June 17, 2017

Play Destiny 2

mercilessly beat the shit out of minorities

"Hey Carter, wanna go to Harlem and play Destiny 2?" - Isaac

by Qwertyblahblahblah September 15, 2022

Playing the hairy bongos

Rhythmically tapping the male testicles on an alternate basis. Usually whilst humming the Um Bongo theme .

"So I decided to to try something different tonight. I was playing the hairy bongos with Charlie Sheen and he loved it."

by Hann Kasra May 4, 2016