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loz island ice tea

like a Long Island Ice Tea but double shots of vodka,gin,rum,tequila....
Loz islands are known to cause blindness and dizzyness leading to cycle crashes and broken ankles.
Drink the Loz Island at your peril

can also cause the drinker to be scutted
went out last night on the Loz Island Ice Tea's..... got so scutted. TOP NIGHT
by Chiami dodger December 20, 2013
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Long Island Uniform

A matching warm up suit, jacket and pants, with 3 stripes down the sleeve and pant leg. Usually of a higher end brand warm up suit. To complete the ensemble, pure white sneakers must also be worn. A LIDS is optional. A low end model foreign luxury vehicle is popular amongst the LIU wearer. However, this is not an immediate, 'must have' of the LIU wearer. It should be on his/her radar though.

Typically worn by Upper Middle Class Caucasians that have never stepped foot in a neighborhood, with a lower status, compared to their own Long Island Neighborhood. Although, they speak and act as if they have.

It is not gender bias. Can be worn by both male and female. A crowd favorite amongst those with more than a few extra pounds on them. The LIU is appropriate to wear from shopping to a semi formal event.
After wearing suits to the office all week, Schwartzy likes to kick back on the weekends, put on his Long Island Uniform, and chill at the local Starbucks in his neighborhood!
by Shogunles August 30, 2016
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AMAZON ISLANDS CANCELLATION

When AMAZON WHOLE FOODS AND THE POLICE AGENCIES set up ROCK FEVER.
Now obviously STANFORD doesn't want you as they say in. BURLINGTON GAME as the convenience to WHOLE FOODS MARKET to TONGA , FIJI, MELANASIA just didn't PAN OUT as the ELDER ABUSE FRAME ANAL ALAN well this TONGA DUDE who made up a nonsense CHINESE WORD NAME LANG TU failed to not only extinguish the receipt to me but the ...ADULT CYAN IDE GA ME the card I picked "I AM A PIECE OF SHIT" KEVIN NISHITA " was SAN JOSE MEDIA MURDERED..plus the two bottles of PEDIALYTE as he kept them after I said there would be repercussions for ruining my TARGET MERCHANDISE AND SUITCASES Later YOGI from FIGI at the STANFORD HOTEL and the PENULTIMATE EVENT that all parties arrangement have him UNION CITY but due to this happening AMAZON has DECIDED TO STOP SELLING THAT GAME AT THEIR BOOKSTORES and ANDY JASSY has decided to send CHOP SHOP VILE CUMT plus has decides AMAZON ISLANDS CANCELLATION is in order.
by DISTRAUGHT August 15, 2022
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Tracey Island

A huge heap of turds that rise majestically above the toilet's water line that resemble the Thunderbirds island
Had a ruby last night. Made a Tracey Island this morning
by Roger Mellies arse October 12, 2022
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Easter Island Heads

Are you fucking shitting me!? Did somebody destroy those!? What the fuck!?
Hym "Whaaaaaaat the fuuuuck!? The easter island heads were FUCKING DESTROYED!!! Destroyed in a volcano caused wild fire or something! HOLY SHIT! Wow man, that is fucking WILD! Wow! That is some serious history to just lose like that.
by Hym Iam March 3, 2024
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Mercer Island

Mercer Island is full of rich white kids who do not know there place in this world. I hope you see this rich while kids of mercer island because you most likely do crack so bye.
Mercer island is a lovely community full of rich white/ Asian kids
by Clanker November 24, 2018
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The Lonely Island (BLER)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lonely Island (BLER)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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