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cretin needs a beating

it's another 'rhyme-paced meter' way to say that somebody is 'cruising for a bruising'. In other words, somebody is being a stupid asshole and deserves to be put back in his or her PLACE! That moron is just asking for trouble.
1. Yesterday at the Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington Cemetery Donald Traitortrump gave a long-winded pompous ass speech promoting and gloating about HIMSELF - yes, AGAIN! He has pissed off a lot of people - AGAIN - including many military veterans because everything he talked about (and tweeted) was, as always about 'ME ME ME'. That cretin needs a beating because he's a dirty treasonous criminal and he just don't know how to STFU!

2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.

3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2018
mugGet the cretin needs a beatingmug.

beat my cheeks

getting the shit fucked out of you from the back; doggy style
my nigga come beat my cheeks and stop playing deadass.
by ilikeclassybitches October 20, 2017
mugGet the beat my cheeksmug.

beat up koju

"Hey guys wanna go in the back yard and beat up koju?"
by foxsloth October 19, 2008
mugGet the beat up kojumug.

Beating Around The Bush

N. When a person (TWEEKER) prefers to masturbate when there is a WILLING SEX PARTNER in THE room, or adjacent rooms.
All these bitches out here and ol' Stinky's in his room BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!
by Dumper Dave December 3, 2019
mugGet the Beating Around The Bushmug.

Beat Neck Rough

The excrement left behind, typically on bed sheets or other linens, after someone (generally male) masturbates in bed and does not thoroughly clean the sheets or textile substitutes used to contain the ejaculated semen.

Also commonly used to describe unfair or displeasing situations.
Ahh... That, my dear friend, is my Beat Neck Rough.
mugGet the Beat Neck Roughmug.

beat the amy time

its the time every week when you beat an amy
by ooga booga7277282 January 14, 2021
mugGet the beat the amy timemug.

beat-around dog

a person or dog that is scared of everything and frequently gets beat up and bossed around
"that kid is such a beat-around dog"
by amplifier1110 November 17, 2009
mugGet the beat-around dogmug.

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