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Alabama finger-trap

A hypothetical situation in which a guys dick is a few inches deep in his mom, and the guys Dad has a few inches of dick in the guys (sons) ass. The dilemma is to move forward, or backward to get out.
If you where in an Alabama Finger-trap, would you go backwards or Forward to get out?
by Shop talker October 29, 2025
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Alabama Asshat

Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.
by TBM1371 May 13, 2024
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Alabama snow plow

When a man ( genetically male ) chops a line of coke up nice along his erect penis and then penetrates it deeply into his cousins ( genetically male or female) ass.
Hey der Jimbob you know last night I did done give an Alabama snow plow to Becky, didn't wanna git her pregnant again.
by Victim Avenger January 13, 2025
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alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch
“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”
by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018
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Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror
Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.
by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018
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Alabama

A state that is no where near racist as Oregon.
Oregonian: You're from Alabama? You must be super racist like us.

Me: Not at all. There are a lot of minorities in Alabama. Why is it so white here? Oh yeah, because Oregon is super racist.
by SuperBerry August 5, 2020
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Alabama Christmas Ornament

A slur that references African Americans hanging from a tree; commonly used in a derogatory term.
If you don’t quit stealing, I’m going to turn you into an Alabama Christmas ornament
by Thewordydude September 9, 2025
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