mexican misfire
the act of a mexican-american male having sex with a female then finishing on her chest, but completely missing.
mexican misfire by LeonPhelps234 May 13, 2010
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Mexican't Food
Steve : Dude, just order a taco or something. I'll buy.
Alex : Nah, I'm not really in the mood. I'll just hit up a Wendy's or something.
Steve : Alright, enjoy your Mexican't Food then.
Alex : Nah, I'm not really in the mood. I'll just hit up a Wendy's or something.
Steve : Alright, enjoy your Mexican't Food then.
Mexican't Food by Could+Be+Racist September 14, 2010
Mexican Salsa
A mexican salsa is a variation of a cleveland steamer, but delivered in a much more liquid manner. The name is obtained both by the resemblance to, and the food needing to be consumed, to produce the mexican salsa.
You hear about Bill? He went to surprise his girlfriend by waking her up with a cleveland steamer, but he was out all night drinking and eating taco bell so it was more of a mexican salsa
Mexican Salsa by chadsexington November 13, 2012
Mexican Delight
Where you go into a bathroom and take a massive shit. Then, you stand up and itch your old, flakey skin on your asscrack, witnessing ass skin fall down into the monster dookie you took. Then get a kitchen spoon and start mixing the ass skin and shit together, producing a milky like substance. Quickly jack off into the toilet, and let out a loud moan as you ejaculate into the fucking substance. Mix it again with a spoon, and then dump it into a small bowl. Give it to your pet hamster, and make it eat that dog log. Then, poke a hole through its ass and all the corn massacre substance will come flowing out. If you don't see the following you didn't do this right, and will have to start all over, taking a massive, painful lawn sausage again:
Dried cum
Torn up ass skin
Dookie pieces
Whatever the hamster had that day. (Feed it Mexican food for the best results.)
Hamster guts
If you did it right, the substance will look like heaven on a plate, and you'll most likely drink it. This beverage, is known to some as Mexican Delight
Dried cum
Torn up ass skin
Dookie pieces
Whatever the hamster had that day. (Feed it Mexican food for the best results.)
Hamster guts
If you did it right, the substance will look like heaven on a plate, and you'll most likely drink it. This beverage, is known to some as Mexican Delight
Billy: Hey Johnny, i'm thirsty. What do ya got?
Johnny: I got some Mexican Delight in the freezer! Made a fresh batch earlier today!
Johnny: I got some Mexican Delight in the freezer! Made a fresh batch earlier today!
Mexican Delight by Dark Souls Sucka December 6, 2012
Mexican Fleshlight®
Tim would always order three regular burritos, and then an extra filled with warm avocados and refried beans for the Mexican Fleshlight®, aka the kicker.
Mexican Fleshlight® by papa wheelie January 26, 2015