grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

diabolical lick

to steal something from a school in menacing demeanour

I just hit a diabolical lick in the bathrooms dude!

by wet dog alien September 19, 2021

Devious Lick

An internet trend where you steal an item for the purpose of posting online for clout.

I caught the most devious lick the other day.

by SusMan4772 September 26, 2021

Devious lick

Another word for stealing

Example
Omar: Yo John I just hit a fat devious lick
John: how so
Omar: I rhode in on a motorbike and took a child I found on the streets
John: yo what’s wrong with you

by Bone-our May 27, 2022

Swisher lick

The way someone licks their blunt to seal it. Can be seen as sexual in nature, if eye contact is made during the act.

His Swisher lick got me wildin' out.

by Tee Hyphy October 8, 2020

Licking

A number of lesbians, greater than 3 in a gathering. Similar to a murder of crows, colony of beavers, or a mob of kangaroo.

I was in line behind a licking of lesbians to see Lady GaGa.

by Rubiman05 July 19, 2024

Lick The Paper Towel

Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.

After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"

by TowelsForHim April 15, 2021