Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
by Pork Historical Society September 27, 2024
Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Hey, did you hear about Jimmy Ham's Injury?"
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."
"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."
"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."
by Pork's Historical Society November 27, 2024
"Jimmy Up" in Australia means to use Jim's Group for your services. Jim's Group you ask? Australia is a land of Jim's be it cleaning, mowing, removals, plumbing etc. Jim's is the biggest service-based franchisee business in the Southern hemisphere. It provides small business love & care with big business trust.
Tony: Oh Jane wanted to move her house, did she find a removalist?
Alicia: Yeah, she's really happy I suggested her to "Jimmy Up" her move.
Alicia: Yeah, she's really happy I suggested her to "Jimmy Up" her move.
by beezeebouy November 30, 2020
My favorite president is Jimmy bob
by Urban Dicktionarritor August 05, 2022
A person that spends excessively large amounts of money on in-game cosmetics, whether or not he/it actually enjoys the game
Did you really spend $20 for a virtual fannypack Jimmy-Bob? You don’t even have the character you bought the cosmetic for unlocked yet….
by Gizmo271 September 14, 2022
A term to describe a working class punter, typically middle-aged to elderly, who is stubborn, uneducated and disagreeable. Still thinks they are in their teenage hay-day, unaware that they hold outdated views or are wildly misinformed on various issues, and seems to think they are exempt from the rules. Usually does manual labour or some kind of trade but turns down their nose at reading anything other than the football report. Religiously worships their local football team because they have nothing better in their life, and only ever drinks the same pish water beer (typically bitters or Carling).
That old fart is harping on about how covid is a myth and how he won't get vaccinated. What a fucking Jimmy Bob.
by Hogglypoot January 14, 2021