Jacob

god Marissa theres Jacob”
by grannyinsyrance March 08, 2021
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he is short and a real asshole his dick is so small it goes in instead of out
girl:1 have you seen jacob he is so mean and his dick is small
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.
by camern October 19, 2022
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He is the coolest guy of the friend group he is always with the boys Chillin, usually a shit gamer but gives everyone a good laugh
Jacob is a cool person
by Jacabalaba June 15, 2020
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A tall, slim, mALE with an annoying as hell voice who walks around looking like freaking slenderman. He's shit at fortnite and always comes 56th. However, he usually uses other peoples victory screenshots and puts them on snapchat to act as if he's amazing at fortnite. In reality, he's not. Jacob is just an annoying thot who prefers to play on minecraft servers and roleplay with his 8 year old pixel friends
Jacob: neeydyshegfrgweuqdsyf

Random kiddo: shut up, you're actually so annoying
by Sir Cunty McCuntface May 17, 2018
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Very tall intelligent lots of women rtust
“Jacob is hot and strong and he took my girl again. 😿”
by urbaldlmao May 30, 2023
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Jacob

A guy who is not tryna catch it with this amazing guy they call Carlos
Carlos: im tryna catch it ,tryna catch a round with you same place. Jacob: runss
by Clos 3x April 16, 2022
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Jacob

Noun

Derogatory term for a narcissistic beta gymnast
You're such a Jacob, get away from me.
by Smexy Satan November 25, 2021
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