Russian Goodbye

Sort of like an “Irish Goodbye,” dismissing yourself without a farewell, but doing it angrily. Very. VERY ANGRY. Often throwing your girlfriends keys at of your blue Toyota Tacoma window, after losing a game of parking lot tennis after track practice.
Layton was very upset that his blind ass eyes could not see the tennis ball, losing him the series, so he hit a RUSSIAN GOODBYE, leaving without kissing me goodbye. Instead throwing the ball through my car window.
by Silly socks May 01, 2025
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Russian nose ring

Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose
Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring
by GeneralAirlo June 20, 2023
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double handed russian

Double underleg maturbation. To put ones arms under ones legs, grapple the rod and tug one out ferociously
My nobs throbbin, I'm going home for a double handed russian.
by Thystephen May 06, 2016
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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014
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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014
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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 29, 2014
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russian ice pick

The act of defecating in a plastic bag, freezing the poo and then inserting said frozen turd into a nice eastern European ladies twat.
Why buy a rabbit? She loves the russian ice pick.
by babsisababe February 13, 2015
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