I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
Get the How in the fuck did I get home just now?mug. lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
Get the how long do you take to wake up in the morning?mug. by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022
Get the That's how hands get thrownmug. How far means,
The distance you are willing to go.
Determination you have.
Will we make it,
to the end my friend.
The distance you are willing to go.
Determination you have.
Will we make it,
to the end my friend.
by King Zero owner of da Universe October 21, 2023
Get the How farmug. You are basically seeing each other it’s when the guy doesn’t want to admit it to his friends that’s he’s seeing an absolute slaper so he just tells them “we are seeing how things go”
by Sassy from big lez February 2, 2019
Get the seeing how things gomug. how to write a thesis: I smashed yo fatass mom and it lowkey felt good showing how size doesn't matter
by kegner; vaerj bker February 12, 2025
Get the how to write a thesismug. by Generic Internet Kid November 17, 2020
Get the Howmug.