goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

GOAT

G: Great

O: Ompalompa
A: As
T: Trash

Her: That makes you a goat
Him: Goats a good thing though

Her: Great Ompaloompa As Trash
Him: you just made that up

by perfectlyfomulated June 15, 2016

Goat Fuck

When the male puts his hands on a females shoulders and slams that dick in her until she screams like a goat.

Girl bend over so I can goat fuck you.

by Usesreallifeexamples June 29, 2022

THE GOAT

THE GROSSEST OF ALL TIME

Hitler and Yonson are THE GOATS

by Itsjustguy January 27, 2023

Promiscuous Goat

A man whore who has the facial hair, of a goat.

Omg, he's such a promiscuous goat, he needs to shave his face...off.

by ThatBitch420 September 23, 2015

Ugly Goat 🖤🐐

Just a young person that seeks for pleasure

Is boyfriend & girlfriend a thing these days. Fuck that. Chase a bag, fuck bitches , live life ~ Ugly Goat 🖤🐐

by Ugly Goat August 2, 2019

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025