Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
by Milkhail November 23, 2021
Get the Ethan Weavermug. by beautifulgirl101010101 October 29, 2025
Get the Ethan Hartmug. I LOVE ETHAN SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK IM LITERALLY BAWLING MY EYES OUT RN. ETHAN IS THE MOST SWEETEST GUY EVER BUT ALSO REALLY BITCHY TO HIS FAMILY MEMBERS BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES I LOVE ETHAN. (he doesn’t know me cuz he’s my hallway crush.)
Girl 1: yo look it’s ethan
me: OMG WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK GOOD OMG ITS ETHAN I LOVE ETHAN I WISH I WAS I HIS ARMS RN
girl 1: ok
me: OMG WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK GOOD OMG ITS ETHAN I LOVE ETHAN I WISH I WAS I HIS ARMS RN
girl 1: ok
by ilovefrankocean123 October 19, 2023
Get the ethanmug. a person with a dick longer than drake and smashes more mums a day then days in a year and everyone likes him
by ethan the g July 17, 2024
Get the Ethanmug. The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.
Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.
by BasedAsFrick November 21, 2021
Get the Ethan Pagemug. by scraghp December 21, 2024
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is that really dumb kid that always wants rot be in the center of attention. He will always want attention, and is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He smells like a toilet walking around all day, and you shouldn’t be friends with him. This is a warning. Don’t hang out with an Ethan.
Hey guys, I got a 78 on my test! My mom will get me something from McDonalds!
No one cares, Ethan. Go take a bath.
No one cares, Ethan. Go take a bath.
by JacksonTheFortniteGod September 24, 2020
Get the Ethanmug.