by XxxyourbestfriendxxX March 18, 2018

Dylan is an asshole who never leaves you alone and sucks on his fingers. He gets so intense with his sucking, you can hear it from 13 blocks away. Dylan is gay, and likes to suck anything that is 3 inches. "3 inches is my standard." Dylan says. Overall he is a real pain, and is like a leach that you can't pull off your ballsack.
by big dave big ass March 9, 2020

Marlene and dylan are the best couple to ever exist. Everyone wants to be them and can’t wait to be like them. No one can break them up fr, and also Marlene is Dylan’s thicc queen.
Person 1: I’m so jealous of those 2 other there, do you see them?
Person 2: Who Marlene and dylan?
Person 1: Yessss, they are the best couple ever I don’t think they will ever break up!
Person 2: I know I wish I had something like that
Person 2: Who Marlene and dylan?
Person 1: Yessss, they are the best couple ever I don’t think they will ever break up!
Person 2: I know I wish I had something like that
by Youwannabelikemarleneanddylan December 23, 2022

Dylan Gannon is a bloody spaz who likes looking at boats, bikes and cars he also gets pissed off sometimes and starts hitting people
by John coll November 5, 2019

by Adenthegoatfucker March 15, 2022
