Dog Phone

A cheap, seperate, untraceable cell-phone kept secret from the wife/girlfriend so that booty call's and sexts cannot be intercepted.

Guy 1 and guy 2 in bar.

Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."

Guy 2: "That a new phone?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."

Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."

by Lunchbox 99 March 6, 2012

Dog Vlog

Used by Youtuber Charles Trippy to describe the content of the vlog. A Dog Vlog is a vlog that contains mostly footage of their two dogs, Zoey and Marley.

I'm sorry guys, today was a total dog vlog.

by Tinabeaner004 August 14, 2011

Homer's Dog

A dog that has sustained immense trauma, usually missing an eye.

Yo that kind of looks like homer's dog.

by Jack shoe May 8, 2023

Petting the dog

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

Charlie The Dog

Charlie the Dog is the most loving good girl in all of the galaxy. When she purs it lights up your life. You always know you can rely on charlie the dog when you get home from a long day at school or work. Charlie may be a little bit timid around new people but will always warm up to them after they hang out with her and her very loving dog mom abbey.

Hot dawg, look its Charlie The Dog! She is the best doggo out there, much wow

by Schliefy November 22, 2020

Cummy Dog

The act of shitting and then masturbating on the shit as if you were squirting mustard on a hot dog.

Alternative option:
Have a female shit while she is on her period, and drip period blood on the turd. Finish it out with the cum.

Fucking Ryan got me good with a big steamy cummy dog right on my car's floorboard.

by mcbadass69 October 25, 2020

Street dog

Someone who likes to go out a lot.

The opposite of a "homebody"

I used to be a street dog, now I am a homebody.

by TiTree November 1, 2020