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Public Dog

Any animal you find out in public that you hold, pet or touch. The origin and germ status of said animal are unknown to you and it is now necessary that you disinfect the infected area.
A lost dog at the beach that you hold is a public dog.

"Man I have to wash my hands after I touched that public dog."
by Ineedagallonofpurelle August 30, 2013
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Dog Phone

A cheap, seperate, untraceable cell-phone kept secret from the wife/girlfriend so that booty call's and sexts cannot be intercepted.
Guy 1 and guy 2 in bar.

Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."

Guy 2: "That a new phone?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."

Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."
by Lunchbox 99 March 6, 2012
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Dog Vlog

Used by Youtuber Charles Trippy to describe the content of the vlog. A Dog Vlog is a vlog that contains mostly footage of their two dogs, Zoey and Marley.
I'm sorry guys, today was a total dog vlog.
by Tinabeaner004 August 14, 2011
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Homer's Dog

A dog that has sustained immense trauma, usually missing an eye.
by Jack shoe May 8, 2023
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Petting the dog

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.
by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023
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Velcro dog

When your dog follows u everywhere no matter how long how far and where u go ur dog is ur shadow
My dog keeps following me everywhere I think she's becoming a Velcro dog
by anonymous July 27, 2022
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Dog drunk

Getting so drunk, usually whilst stuffing hot dogs in your face, you wake up sleeping on the floor with no memory, not unlike a dog.
Tony was at it again last night, got so dog drunk he shaved off his eyebrows and is dressed like Columbus. What a turd.
by Laskan Tony October 6, 2022
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