Jack in the crack

Similar to Jack in the boxm except instead of a guy ejaculating in her pussy its up her ass

Did you see Anal Bitches #34?
Nothing nut Jack in the crack

by lordonightmares December 14, 2006

crack baby

A child swapped at birth for crack cocaine by the crack-whore (mother)

you are a crack baby.

by Xx_gOfFiC_xX November 14, 2006

gift crack

Gift giver of the female sex who knowingly furnishes presents that are insubstantial, cheap, and/or offensive.

Connie was a real gift crack this year. Not only did she recycle the ugly scarf she got last year, but it was worn!

by Ms. Fina December 24, 2009

crack spackle

when you accidently poop yourself

i had a mega dish of italian last night and on the way home i crack spakled my pants cause i couldn't hold it.

crack spackle

by sodyPop May 30, 2006

Crack Dick

Sexual move in which the man jumps off the bed and smacks his dick on the top on the lucky lady/lad who’s patiently awaiting below.

Yo bro last night I totally caught air doing a crack dick on Becky.

by Andymandyhandy11 November 20, 2019

crack pussy

when a bitch has crack in her pussy and you eat her out

that bitch was so high she gave me crack pussy

by dick exploder February 28, 2022

crack clown

a person known otherwise as an immatureintellectual, compulsive liar, make-up skills of a 2 year old

Look at that crack clown scaring away the boys with her make-up!

by barrybenson February 18, 2015