Waiting for Santa to come

When Dave and Andrew went to bed with the light on

"Are they awake?"

" Nope, they're waiting for Santa to come"

by Waiting for Santa to come June 19, 2021

uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"

"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"

by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021

Bob Marley comedian

a comedian from maine, talks a lot about new england and his family.

"yo that bob marley is wicked funny dude. no bob marley comedian"

by ElDrogadictoMuerte January 13, 2022

my girly ain't come

her period didn't come

Girlfriend: My girly ain't come im pregnant

by girlsdefinitions February 25, 2022

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback

U habe o milk

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback with the milk

by urmomissofattts October 28, 2022

why do the moths come out

Why do the moths come out? Because George Clooney ate a banana horizontally. Mmm needs more. *laughs* mr capilli. I just got bit by a midgie *pommy accent* i just got back from a town in NSW

Me: Hey why do the moths come out??
Random person: well...

by THEREALMCMUFFIN November 13, 2022

White boy comebacks.

Comebacks that every white boy uses.

"BRO WHO EVEN ARE YOU?" - Edgar Algeria
"That was such a white boy comeback."
"He's the king of White boy comebacks. bro."
White boy comebacks. are unfunny comebacks in an argument.

by Yurrruie October 5, 2022