You're can go fuck yourself

A term used for respond when smartasses point out your grammar mistakes using you're
"Your as mild as Classic Lays"
"You're* not good at grammar"
"You're can go fuck yourself"
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Having a large amount of girth to one’s penis.
He was packing a soda can in his pants
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Can I have yo mathematics?

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?
Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??
by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 01, 2011
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can I french your basenji

"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.
" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.

"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."

"Oh, and he bites."
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Can I get a witness?

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.
1: go to the office, you pushed her!

2: i didn't do it!

1: go now!

2: Can I get a witness??
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Can I have your 7s'?

Can I have you're digits?
Can I have you're number?
The typical, ghetto, black guy would ask this to a girl completely out of his league.
Ayo girl, Can I have your 7s'?
Lemme' get yo' 7s'.
Can I get those 7s'?
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