Brown Fury

A series of fecal eruptions that are seemingly endless consuming over an hour of your day.

After eating a whole bucket of extra spicy KFC, I spent the whole morning in a brown fury, relieving myself in pain.

by The Garfish July 29, 2013

Brown bat

a turd that was laid while making the sound of a bat

Dude, I just took the biggest brown bat in the history of everything

by SwagPanda23 September 3, 2013

Take it in the Brown

the art of taking any object or body part up your rectum.

"don't cry, don't frown, just take it in the brown!"

by Cervantes107 April 10, 2012

Brown Sunrise

n. The act of defecating in a partner's nose. A variant on the Cleveland Steamer. So named because, like a beautiful sunrise, the recipient will smell shit every morning for a month.

Linda never forgot Barry; though they'd broken up years ago, she still remembered the Brown Sunrise he gave her as an anniversary present.

by Doc_in_a_box March 24, 2011

Brown Block

An on-again, off-again project that leaves everyone wanting some kind of end regardless of the outcome.

(noun) "What's up with John and Jane's relationship? I hope they don't become another brown block."

(verb) "We should be getting a decision from the boss later today. I really hope he doesn't brown block our funding."

(adjective) "I'm not feeling good and it's making me all brown block about the party tonight."

by dwntwnbdn November 11, 2011

Brown Fat

To be full of shit. Specifically of the self aggrandizing variety.

Stan has the brown fat head.

by Wes W. September 11, 2011

Finley Brown

Someone who says that he gets all the girls but secretly is a gay. He doesn't tell his friends anything unless you go to a football match with him. He says he is a very good footballer but secretly he knows that he is washed and is definitely not a baller.

Finley Brown is a whore

by HugoThePug February 24, 2023