are legislations that are utterly stupid and irrelevant to societal needs. These are usually authored by bootlicking, shameless traditional politicians. (noun) See: PH anti-ghosting bill; PH airport renaming bill
by modernongkatipunera August 18, 2022
Get the Teves Bills mug.A defense strategy where one seeks to extricate oneself from a bad situation by claiming to be innocent by (a usually absurd) technicality. Named for former US president Bill Clinton, who popularized this strategy in the 1990s with his creative explanations for how he didn't actually smoke weed because he didn't "inhale", and most infamously, how he didn't technically lie when he said there is no sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky because "it depends on what the definition of "is" is."
Person 1: I just read an article about how Senator Rob Johnson claimed he didn't technically commit a crime by being involved in a plot to replace legitimate Electoral College electors with fraudulent ones in the 2020 election, because he was only involved for "a couple seconds"...
Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.
Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.
by Alex-2598 August 23, 2022
Get the Bill Clinton Gambit mug.Bills that are so damn high that you are certain that it was meant for a celebrity in the 90210s and not your broke self.
My gas bill is insanely high! I can't afford this! This level of Beverly Bills was meant for Elon Musk types not me!
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Get the Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry mug.When somebody lies outright about settling a debt or bill that they have not even attempting to do so.
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Get the Bill Drink mug.A law dat mandates a five-day waiting-period before you can weave anyone's hair (besides your own, of course) into fancy designs.
Pre-and-early-teen girls love to fix each other's luxuriant tresses all da time, so perhaps da Braidy Bill doesn't apply to da younger folks.
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