Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024

Mike Dee

The g.o.a.t...ur papi....doesn't give a fuck...known to fhritp....chill...easy going....comedian...thick vato....solo missions...trigger happy.....doesn't ask for shit...le vale verga....

Who tf is that??oh thats just Mike Dee...id leave him alone if I were u..

by Melapelasx3 November 22, 2021

Just Mike

He not Mike. He’s Just Mike. He’s a husband, a father, a dog dad, and a hard worker. He is a wood crafter as well.
He was a dusty beard and loves Star Wars.
He’s a good guy.

That Mike guy is great.
Just Mike, I mean.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Mike J-Jones

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!

Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)

by AinstuLive September 30, 2023

Mike Higson

Computer Geek

Wow this guys a computer geek

He must be a Mike Higson !!

by may_b December 1, 2011

Mike

A hot headed person with big mouth trips to the prep clinic

Mike

by Lesliebackseatho July 11, 2025

salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016