leather bag

A descriptive term for a male or female "sun worshipper" who has spent one hour too many sunbathing or visiting the solarium, that their skin has acquired the texture of wrinkly brown leather such as the one found on Gucci bags.

Forget the sunscreen. Let's turn into leather bags!

Check out that seventy-year-old leather bag!

I'm going on a cruise to play bingo and fraternise with rich, leather bag grannies.

by Costas Mantratzis February 23, 2008

Happy Bag

As it's name suggests, a Happy Bag is essentially a bag of happy. Think of the "happy" in the bag like the massive ammounts of Seratonin(the hormone that makes you happy) that is stored in your brain, and forced to be released when ecstacy is used. A popped happy bag is much like using ecstacy in this sense, as all the happy is forced to exit the bag. However a ruptured happy bag is much more deadly than ecstacy.

A happy bag of normal size, when popped, unleashes enough energy to power the country of Finland for 32 minutes. These extremely powerful blasts and shockwaves of happy explode in a radius of 60 miles. This happy is very infectious.

I heard that Waldo is really a happy bag, and he's hiding because everyone wants to pop him.

by Horoscopejunkie April 19, 2008

maggot bag

Another word for a meat pie from a suspect location or "gutter eater".

Would you like some degreaser with that maggot bag

by Adman June 27, 2004

sloot bag

A girl whos a BIG whore and is a bitch on top of all a gang of that shit... shes been around and back...

Girl: *swallows* I love doing that
Guy: Damn the only reason I had you duck me off is because ur loose... pshh fucking sloot bag.

by Mackenzie May 13, 2004

doggy bagging

When a girl grabs your balls while your fucking her from behind.

Hey bitch, you better be doggy bagging!

by Poo Plog January 25, 2011

douce bag

A mega tool; typically a guy that thinks he's cool, thinks everyone else thinks he's cool, but clearly is not. Synonym: tool box

Ryan Seacrest - American Idol MC

by ToriTurner February 24, 2005

duesch bag

1) the vile smelly mixture of water, yeast, cum, and whatever else that has been inserted in or living in the vagina that comes out after squirting water in a dirty, usually old, vagina or "duesching." The water is inserted from a bag and subsequently collected in the baag.

2) A guy who thinks he is cool but in reality is the equivalent of a bag of duesch.

3) George Bush

Johnny is such a duesch bag.

by irishprick October 24, 2005