Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)

Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020

Snapples on my Apples

A phrase that can be used for pretty much any situation, but it is usually used to express frustration, surprise, or butthurt. Occasionally, it can also be a memorable catch phrase.

Dave: Oh shit, we aced our group project!
John: Snapples on my Apples!

by The Mysterious Stranger April 7, 2015

Dutty Apple Hands

The pile of apples underneath a tree that are beyond rotten, get a garden fork, put it in your sleeve so it looks like your hand and then fork a dutty apple onto each spike!

Look at that Dutty Apple Hands over there I wish I had a fork full as Dutty as his!

by KSGBG October 3, 2021

Apple crunchy top

Mrs Newells signature desert; succulent apples,crumbled biscuit and a good helping of Bogey mmmmmmm :P

Excuse Moie!!! today we are making apple crunchy top (torp!)

by ORGAZZaM August 14, 2009

Homemade Apple juice

A bottle full of piss. When a guy pees in a bottle and is to lazy to throw it away.

Jenny "Eew is that piss in a bottle?!"

John" No, its Homemade Apple Juice , I made it myself, you want to taste it?*
Jenny" no that's just gross"

by Citychick213 December 22, 2016

Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016

smile apple-itis

this a "disease" when you find anything funny for no reason and cant stop laughing. this could also be used when you get hurt and laugh hysterically to the point where people dont know if your crying or laughing.

becky- "do you know the answer to number 2"

susan - * laughs hysterically
becky - " um that wasnt a joke, are you okay?"
susan - "i think i have a small case of smile apple-itis hahaha"

laughing for no apparent reason

by bigdumper101 July 10, 2017