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Angry Turds

The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.
I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021
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Angry Orchard

Piss from a horse that drank cider
Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider
by Username 1552 December 18, 2020
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Angry Charles

When you take a dump, wipe using someone's clean underwear, and place the underwear back into the persons underwear drawer without their knowledge.

Named after a terrible manny.
Tom gave Steve the ole Angry Charles for drinking all of his beer at the party.
by Kozzybear May 27, 2017
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Angry Service Truck

When your on your knees changing a tire and the bend door smacks you in the back of the head
Cale was on a road call and was angry service trucked....
by PrincessRose0413 February 19, 2022
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Angry feminist

When you go to a feminist rally and proceed to ask them to make you sandwiches while whiping out your shlong
I went to that rally and pulled and angry feminist
by Asian nation May 17, 2019
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Angry plankton

An angry Plankton and angry Plankton has an infected penis that is finally busted through the infection and ejaculated the fact that it becomes all green and gross-looking because of the infection that is why it is called an angry plankton
man yo dick look like an angry plankton, you should get that shit checked out!!
by 🤬pLaNk December 3, 2020
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Angry Lauren

The act of nutting in a chicks eye, licking it out and making the chick go YASSSSSS.
Dude! I straight up gave her an Angry Lauren last night!
by Dave The Meme Dealer May 9, 2018
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