British Salad Dressing

Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.

He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.

by DebTheCat April 28, 2025

Salad

Its a little as ass.

Guy1: Jesus look this Cake!!!
Guy2: Nah its a SALAD.
Guy1: True.

by SavageFathi May 3, 2017

English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine

“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”

by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025

Alley Salad

(Noun.) Vomit.

Last time I saw Mike, he was outside tossing alley salad.

by Yozlet November 18, 2009

chicago salad

a bed of iceberg lettuce with either a pork chop or cut up hot dogs on top

I'll order a Chicago salad as I'm trying to healthier.

by Oceanic16 November 8, 2021

Tossed Salad Head

When a person's unruly haircut resembles that of a tossed salad.

It looks like you just woke up with that "Tossed Salad Head!"

by Duggy Dog August 27, 2016

Egg Salad

An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.

Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.

by Come get some salad December 5, 2017