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Ham on the side

When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”
my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”
by Mmmeggglee September 22, 2020
mugGet the Ham on the sidemug.

Mangled Ham

a not so healthy vagina, NOT nessarily meaning a sti . maybe old, maybe ugly to look at, maybe been around the block to many times. eg. Equal to a tin of ham.spam . mangled ham. lol
by Phoenix=Berry May 6, 2019
mugGet the Mangled Hammug.

Ham

Ham is used in Detroit and means hot as mess or just stating that a nigga is lame asf frfr 🤷🏽
Man 1: nigga look at the goofy ass crackhead
Man 2: that nigga is a ham
by Shayyla July 15, 2022
mugGet the Hammug.

HAM

1. If someone is “going H.A.M.” That means someone is working “hard as a motherfucker” to achieve greatness or finish a task.

2. (VULGAR TERM) If someone is called a ham, that means they are a burger with no bread, no cheese, no lettuce, no nothing.

Just a burger with no ambition to get cheese or lettuce. No motion whatsoever.

They just hope to get filthy rich off scam duel & liespicks & laugh kings and get no wins with major profit forcing them to keep making minimal & small stupid bank draining bets.

Instead of investing money into the gang/posse they wanna invest all their funds to the sports book just to lose it all keeping them a broke mofo with no motion hoping another man helps them achieve something no man can help them achieve. When you see a H.A.M. Leave. Highly contagious.
A damn pig waiting for more mud to run and slide in a mafuggin H.A.M.

In two words a H.A.M. Is a lame and/or a hoe ass motherfucker

1. If someone is “going H.A.M.” That means someone is working “hard as a motherfucker” to achieve greatness or finish a task.

2. (VULGAR TERM) If someone is called a ham, that means they are a burger with no bread, no cheese, no lettuce, no nothing.

Just a burger with no ambition to get cheese or lettuce. No motion whatsoever.

They just hope to get filthy rich off scam duel & liespicks & laugh kings and get no wins with major profit forcing them to keep making minimal & small stupid bank draining bets.

Instead of investing money into the gang/posse they wanna invest all their funds to the sports book just to lose it all keeping them a broke mofo with no motion hoping another man helps them achieve something no man can help them achieve. When you see a H.A.M. Leave. Highly contagious.
by GUAPINERO DA WEBSTER May 11, 2024
mugGet the HAMmug.

Sway-ham

first of all, make sure he doesn't fall because the world would end secondly this person is very aggressive and will regularly in fights start humping peoples legs as a side effect of extreme loneliness also loves having gay sex with harendran's as a past time.
ohhh god not sway-ham.
by the sway-ham whisperer March 4, 2019
mugGet the Sway-hammug.

Ham Sandwich

Slang : when a guy prefers white women over women of Colour.
by Do megabytes September 2, 2022
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Ham Screamer

A sandwich consisting of ham, marinara sauce, and Caesar dressing served on soft white bread.
Steven devoured his ham screamer with the ferocious and quiet determination of that walking pile of cum, Abigail Adams.
by Screamerboy88 September 25, 2021
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