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The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob
by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024
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Willy Wet Dicky

The act of giving another a wet willy, but replacing a finger with a penis.
I fucked this girl last night on the couch next to Joey, and accidentally gave him a willy wet dicky.
by Codeine Kids Next Door June 13, 2016
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Willy Drilly

When you drill a hole in the ground and have sex with it.
"I've gone done did a willy drilly."
by redtree September 25, 2025
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Willy Willy

Similar to the act of Wet Willying someone, a Willy Willy is when you suck your pp, getting it all wet, then shoving it into your friends ear.
I’m so mad at you, when your sleeping I’m going to give you a Willy Willy”-John

“No please don’t”-Adam
by QWPFIEBWJC March 9, 2025
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Chilly Willy

by R_013 April 21, 2022
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Wanna see my willy?

Something a little sqeaker will tell you when he thinks he's gone through puberty but his dick is only big because all his brain cells are stuck there.
Timmy: Wanna see my willy?
Koit(youtuber): Eww no, I'll make a new winky song about it.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022
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Silly Willy

Lighter pseudo insult towards someone doing something stupid or nonsensical
Whatever your perverted mind can conjure up with the wet willy dry willy ear inserters.
Oh no you don't put it in there you silly willy!
Imma give you a silly willy babe
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