by Skryll January 02, 2022
A retard with a fat forehead and curtains who can't walk in a straight line. He also stinks seven days a week and is Nayan's sub.
Uncle Patel stinks.
by Zeeshaan February 11, 2022
Coined by Jacksfilms in his Royalty Free Christmas Songs part seven its a gentler name for "racist uncle Joe" who holds prejudices and believes evry Facebook conspiracy theory he comes across and makes evry family gathering awkward.
The personification of the United States as a male human. Uncle Sam is mostly known for the WW1 military recruitment poster where he points at the viewer with the text "I WANT YOU FOR U.S ARMY". His initials are also U.S, same as the initials for United States.
by France Is Terrible June 23, 2025
Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.
“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
“What the fuck are you saying”
“What the fuck are you saying”
by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024
by N1ggatron May 14, 2024