Far more accessible than the winter and summer Olympic Biathlons, an Urban Biathlon is riding a bicycle 10 miles, stopping at a batting cage for 20 pitches, and then repeating 4 times, for a total 50 mile ride and possible 100 hits. Lowest time and highest number of hits wins.
My friends and I got drunk on Saturday afternoon and invented the urban biathlon, biking dangerously through traffic, and then hitting things at the local baseball batting cage. I ended up finishing in 3 hours with 70 hits, but my friend Anne won with 2 hours 50 minutes and 71 hits. Suck!
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Those well versed in the Urban Lexicon are familiar with the most obscure and absurd ideas and thoughts imaginable since these absurdities can only be expressed through the superior means the Urban Lexicon provides compared to the regular lexicon the common folk possess. Proficiency in the Urban Lexicon is considered the epitome of high culture.
Those well versed in the Urban Lexicon are familiar with the most obscure and absurd ideas and thoughts imaginable since these absurdities can only be expressed through the superior means the Urban Lexicon provides compared to the regular lexicon the common folk possess. Proficiency in the Urban Lexicon is considered the epitome of high culture.
Immigration Officer: If you want to give your children the best opportunity to excel in our society then I suggest you read them at least ten entries from Urban Dictionary every night to bolster their Urban Lexicon.
Immigrant: I shall heed your advice since I wish for my children to become fully assimilated into your culture. I will abandon my own language and fully devote myself to the teaching of the Urban Lexicon to my children. Thank you for your kindness.
Immigrant: I shall heed your advice since I wish for my children to become fully assimilated into your culture. I will abandon my own language and fully devote myself to the teaching of the Urban Lexicon to my children. Thank you for your kindness.
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