Treefard

a person who acts like a retard
stupid and senseless
usually blonde
asks a lot of stupid questions

1. Treefard, Your grounded!
2. Why do you have to be a treefard?

by crlmrgrs January 10, 2009

treegasm

When the lights of a christmas tree start to blink rapidly and repeatedly.

The tree got excited and started to have a treegasm.

by luke and allison January 1, 2011

tree planter

A typically Canadian derogatory term, commonly used by locals to describe the city kids that take on seasonal work planting trees for three months of the summer, who often look like they have been on the poverty line for a decade, despite having typically only been away from civilization for no more than five days, and act exactly like the preadolescents they are, especially after a six-pack of beer.

Fucking tree planter.

What are you? A fucking tree planter?

Did you see tree planters are in town?

by spicollii September 3, 2013

Cherry Tree

A term for a dollar bill in refernce to George Washinton

Hey man you got those 8 cherry trees you owe me from the other night

by Chickabong October 7, 2011

stanford tree

The worst mascot ever created. This is the official mascot of Stanfurd University. It is basically a giant tomato tower covered in trash. It dances like a mental patient at every game. It thinks it's the shit but it really looks like a retard. Go Bears.

The Stanford Tree began dancing the weed-infested Stanfurd bands "All Right Now".

by SacamanoandLomez October 15, 2015

paint the treehouse

a blow job; a blow job characterized by the up and down licking motion of the tongue.

Guy 1: "Yo, did you take home that girl that you met at the bar last night?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah, man!"

Guy 1: "Did you get her to paint the treehouse?"

Guy 2: "Yup, she even put a second coat of paint on later!"

by D-Dubbs October 15, 2007

Rings On Your Tree Trunk

A person using jlova langauge, talking about how big your dick is.

Hey Fupa Troppa how many Rings On Your Tree Trunk.
Fupa Troopa: wtf

by DeLarsh January 23, 2009