touchitalicia 

touchitalicia on twitter

touchitalicia is soooo sweet and cute and has insane good taste in music

touchitalicia by fynnxari October 16, 2020

torched my shorts 

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

torched my shorts by moleary70 October 31, 2020

torched my shorts 

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

torched my shorts by moleary70 November 2, 2020

Touch Tuned 

Playing songs on the Touch Tune app as a tribute to someone in the bar

I just Touch Tuned her because she is 🔥

Touch Tuned by DJWap November 14, 2020

Touchdown 

Being released from confinement or incarceration.

I have a one day and a wake-up before I touchdown

Touchdown by MoMo28 December 31, 2020

touchon

A natural born leader. One who takes charge as if it’s skill.

He was a Touchon. You gotta ask him before you do it.

touchon by Touchon January 1, 2021

Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.

Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot

Touching Tissues by katieskii March 20, 2021