Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.

Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.

by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015

In the new of the moon

(astronomy) During the time when the moon is in conjunction with the sun; during the new moon

Ooh, it looks like we're getting close to in the new of the moon

by Master of beargreen August 22, 2023

poo moon

A poo moon is what happens when someone sticks their finger up someone's ass and there is poo that lodges into the nail at the tip of the finger forming a crescent shape.

The poo moon is a method to test to see if the coast is clear for anal entry. One sticks the finger in the ass, pulls it out and looks for poo that may have lodged into the cresecent part of the nail at the tip of the finger. This is called the poo-moon and is a general indication that anal entry is not at this time deemed a wise thing to do.

by Petra Saraswati August 27, 2012

Moon High

For one to be so high or for one to want to be so high that they believe they are on or going to the moon because they are that high.

Lindsey i am about to be moon high, want to join?

by SavageRedQueen81669 February 18, 2021

moon gooning

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they goon for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness.When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causing an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.

Me and my friends went moon gooning .

by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024

Full moon

Brandy 3rd album which considered as the blueprint of modern R&B because of the vocal arrangements and the futuristic sound of the album.

Full moon is Brandy best album and one the greatest R&B albums of all time

by MilesDavis87 January 4, 2022

Moon slide

When diarrhea wakes you up from sleep at night

After visiting taco bus, I awoke to a moon slide

by Rcm380 September 9, 2022