life-lard

A lifeguard that simply sits around on their lard-ass while at work and does not pay any real attention to the swimmers. Employed officially as lifeguards, such folks seem to be completely oblivious and disconnected from their job - which is to guard and protect lives. Life-lards appear to care very little or nothing at all for the lives that they are supposedly guarding.

Life-lards tend to avoid looking at the pool as much as possible. Instead, they hide out in the office, stare into space, and/or talk incessantly to each other. Life-lards also tend to send or read text messages, as a means of avoiding looking at the pool.

by Habitus June 13, 2010

Life choice

A decision that impacts your life.

“I bet you’re regretting your life choice now” said when someone has chosen to leave there coat at home in the middle of winter.

by Rcka18 November 6, 2018

Chakra Life

Chakra Life is a lifestyle characterized by creating habits that enhances a persons spiritual and mental well-being. This lifestyle designation includes a range of interests, behaviors, and cultural truths such as doing yoga, meditating, fasting, being vegan or having interests in spiritual and emotional therapies.

While the Chakra Life lifestyle is not religious or a religion, it is sometimes identified with the Hindu and Buddhist schools of thought.

My girl eats, sleeps, and breaths yoga. She is living the Chakra Life.

by WorldStarDude July 20, 2016

Thug Life

Opposite of someone who has all the needs to succeed. Thug life is when you have nothing, and succeed, when you have overcome all obstacles to reach your aim.

My bedtime is 7:00, but I go to bed at 7:05
THUG LIFE

by 123dijindon32p June 24, 2016

my life

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by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 30, 2022

your life

pointless

your life is a pencil with no point

by dino titties November 10, 2019

semi-life

When you play video games with your real life friends.

G1 : I play games alot
G2 : Wow talk about no life
G1 : I only play them with my real-life friends though.
G2 : Oh, you have a semi-life then, Cod tonight?
G1 : No

by Ejobisgay October 8, 2011