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Scene Kid

Scene kids are usually the ones who go to cool gigs and pretend they have been a fan for ages. They are addicted to myspace and anything neon. Oh, and they usually can't see due to their hair always being in their eyes!

Scene kids should not be confused with grebs! Grebs are individuals who actually like stuff before it comes into fashion!

Scene kids like to think they are grebs!
Scene Kids:

Scene Boy:
Band t-shirt, usually black or some kind of weird bordering on emo t-shirt. Long dyed black hair with fringe covering eyes, abnormally tight jeans with a checkered belt, and either converses or van slip-ons.

Scene Girl:
Tight t-shirt, usually leopard print. tons of necklaces, usually a bow in their dyed messy hair; hair may have obscure colours in it. Scene girls usually wear a neon tutu with strange tights. and lots of eye make-up! oh, and they almost always love hello kitty!
by rock.it.out. November 1, 2010
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scene kids

The definition of a scene kid ranges from a badly viewed individual to a narcissistic cunt. My definition is unbiased and only states the facts i believe to be true. A person in their teens who's distorted view on society has them crushed into a style that was once known as the alternative, but has now become bland and unoriginal. they are non-conforming conformists. Seemingly unable to invent anything for themselves, stealing the ideas and traits of the true originals in society, claiming them as their own, and changing the ideas so that it no-longer holds it's first intention. it is a known fact that if you should confront a scene kid to him/her, he/she will take one of two actions, he/she will either deny being a scene kid or point out the hypocrisy in what you say to them. In this sense, some one does not need to look or think any certain way to be considered scene. As long as the commit these actions, they can be described as scene. I am self-aware enough to, not only admit the hypocrisy, but to also understand it. I know that I'm not the pinnacle of original thinking, and I'd be stupid to think so, but these people don't seem to have to capacity to invent and create. they constantly use up their time, money, and energy to look like each other instead of breaking themselves out of the mold they've made. In a strange twist of fate, they have become what they originally rebelled against! The Alternative of the Alternative, ironic isn't?
Hottopic is a store who's main consumers are scene kids.
by the gentlemen thief May 20, 2010
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Beat the kids

1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.

2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion
No one at the club wanted to hook up, so I went home to beat the kids.
by Dr. Sesh April 15, 2009
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miracle kid

Any student at an Ivy League University - usually with insanely high test scores, gobs of leadership and sports positions, loads of extracurricular activities (like forming businesses and doing research on cancer cures, which is where the "miracle" part comes in) you couldn't think of, etc.

Sometimes very obnoxious, too. They seem to be living miracles to the common folk as Ivy League Universities overhype their "reputation" so to try and attract the overachievers before deliberately inflating the grades there so to keep looking good as paper tigers.

Can be used as a derogatory statement but is usually a compliment
My cousin Traci is a miracle kid. She was the captain of her lacrosse team and our school president, and was involved in practically every honor society in school. She nabbed every academic award you could think of and graduated as the sole valedictorian of our school. On the side, she had her own small web-designing company and worked with a family friend on finding a cure for ovarian cancer. She also got 800s on all her SAT IIs and a 2350 on her SAT, and she wowed all the alumni interviewers with her impressive verbal skills honed from her manipulative school campaigns not only to become a leader but for various movements like recycling and more lavish pep rallies and a relaxed dress code. And thus, she was accepted into Princeton University. It's no wonder I or the family never got to spend time with her.
by Muhammed Jihad February 9, 2006
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fooly kid

someone that does stupid things throughout their entire life.
Dis dude just ate rat posion because he though it was candy,he is a fooly kid
by dee block March 10, 2008
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Ferral Kid

Generally the offspring of a Ferral.

A child brought up with no rules or boundaries, and thus has no regard to authority. Often found in groups who indulge in worthwhile occupations like smashing bottles and smoking a spliff. Hooded jackets are a must, as is a bike.

Male versions are also adept at making intimidatory sexual taunts on any female that happens to pass.

Female versions, if under the age of puberty, are in training to be a pramface
I'd steer clear of the precinct eveningtimes. All that's there is them ferral kids, and at the least you'll get spat on or sworn at.
by Esiotrot November 4, 2008
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Matilda Kid

When an older, buff, German woman forces you to eat an entire chocolate cake off her bare ass while she calls you a fat piggy.
"Does anyone know why John looks so sick today?

" Yeah. He went total Matilda Kid on that German lady across the street last night."
"Dude, that's disgusting."
by Gthom October 12, 2015
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