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Christian

"Hey, who's that oatmeal-looking nigga?"

"Oh, that's Christian."
by bunga boi November 5, 2019
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Emma Christian

What an Emma Christian
by Politecunt November 23, 2021
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Cuck Christian

A guy named Christian who proudly wears the crown of cuckoldry. He has a girlfriend—technically—but her bedroom is basically an Airbnb for other dudes while he sits in Discord, thanking her for the “growth experience.” Plays 16 hours of PC games daily, not because he loves gaming, but because it’s the only world where he has any control. Perpetually broke, emotionally wrecked, and somehow proud of “staying strong” through it all like a martyr no one asked for. His love language is humiliation. Perseveres not out of strength, but because he doesn’t know how to quit—or win.
Bro stop acting like a Cuck Christianjust because she lets other guys sleep over doesn’t mean it’s ‘character building.
by Sus000 July 6, 2025
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Christian

Christian is the dumbest autistic bitch ever. Doesn't know how to speak properly and never does any work.
Your such a Christian
by anonymous October 11, 2022
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westover christian academy

very sus and definitely is the imposter OwO

sussy baka
sus
christian
person: aww man english class is hard in westover christian academy
by Rog strix g15 laptop gaming November 21, 2021
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Christian

A really sexy mofo
He is really popular, but does not like to admit it
He has nice hair
He is the bestest friend you could have
He tries his best to help a friend out
He gets all the girls in the school
You're such a Christian
by Zach Lammm May 28, 2019
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Christian

The 1st largest religion in the world. UwU
I am Christian.
by midnightshadowuwu November 16, 2020
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