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The Stuffed Turkey

Typically executed on Thanksgiving, The Stuffed Turkey is when you take the turkey legs off of a turkey and shove one in a girl’s pussy and the other in her asshole, then you have to try to eat them both out without biting her while she chugs gravy
Bro kinda wish I didn’t give my girl donkey chalk before trying The Stuffed Turkey
by Donk Daddy April 29, 2019
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Eating the Turkey

When you cum in a girls ass then you stuff your meat back in and then you put it in her pussy cum again and the eat her out.
Man I just caught Anthony Eating the Turkey
by Errxr August 16, 2018
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having a turkey

Having a turkey can often mean to have a moan or to be displeased with something.

Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.
"Look, shes having a turkey" (moaning)
or
"Oh no... you're actually having a turk" (unhappy)
by Jo-han August 11, 2006
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Polish Turkey

The act of a female licking the mid section between the scrotum and the anus.
Jesse: "What are you up to tonight alex,"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"
by TheWildCarkeone November 1, 2021
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Turkey

A bird that goes "gobble gobble gobble." Killed on November 25. (Thanksgiving) I think it has something to do with the pilgrims or something. They live around 10 years, so they wont be talking to you on discord.
by CosmicDoes April 16, 2021
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STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
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Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.
"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"
by Cbae17 March 27, 2016
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