wear the hat ride the cowboy

wear the hat ride the cowboy - You’re having sexual relations the person who’s hat you’re wearing.

A practice in the south, at least in Texas, where a guy will give you his hat to let other guys know you are taken.

“Omg, Amy! Randy gave me his hat,” said Julia.

“You know what that means,” said Amy.

“No,” said Julia.

“wear the hat ride the cowboy,” said Amy. Ok

by Green carrot June 1, 2023

Suprise Alabama Top Hat

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.

Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.

by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018

Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.

Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.

by rickmulhern March 14, 2021

Go poop in your hat!

General-purpose thing to tell a person who's just being an idiot.

G: "The Republicans are the only ones who are patriotic Americans!"

T: "Oh, go poop in your hat!"

by Corporal Grumpy December 24, 2008

The Old Shoe in the Hat Trick

When you are about to lose a game of tetris and your starting to make a major comeback and it starts to get really hardcore but the game gives you shit blocks and you lose anyway...

Man, I was on the final level of tetris last night and my heart was beatin' and my hands were shakin' but it still gave me the Old Shoe in the Hat Trick!

by Tommy Oliver October 9, 2006

don cherry hat trick

A kiss...A hug...then he slips one through the old five hole on her when she wasn't looking. As seen on the YouTube video called " Don Cherry's long lost son" Stay funny my friend...

don the player was on his game one night and got himself a don cherry hat trick. He got a kiss...a hug... And then he slipped one through the old five hole on her when she wasn't looking.

by Bragghubert October 11, 2013

white hat

A condom laced in a liquid that is white.

Dude, that guy just threw a white hat at your face, and it stuck to you!

by appathedic April 24, 2005