Ethan

Often mistaken for Ferb or a Skyscraper. Has spent 17 years and will spend the definite future in Woverty. Lives in Wykin so most definitely the highest calibre of Incest. Father neglects and leaves at a young age from embarrassment of creating such a ‘thing’. Mother and sister are grim Nitty Prostitutes however do it for Bourbons rather than an actual currency.

Person 1: I had to run from my family.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.

by Big sumpy February 2, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is shy, sweet, caring, cute and loving. He really cares about your happiness, and if you're not happy then he's not happy. If you are the girlfriend of an Ethan, never let go of him; for he is one of the best things that could happen to you

girl: Guess what!
girl 2: what!?
girl: Ethan's my boyfriend!!
girl 2: Omg you're so lucky, never let him go!!

by gia the swaggiest 🙄✨ May 15, 2021

Ethan

The gayest man you will ever meet in your entire life. Also most definitely a simp

Wow did you see Ethan, what a simp am I right

by Cha seh February 26, 2020

Ethan Crafton

Ethan Crafton is a bad baseball player. His entire personality usually revolves around his best friend. He tells his family they are just friends…but we know the truth…other than that he is great…sometimes…

Ethan Crafton is a hairy narwhal.

by Ethan Crafton hater May 24, 2023

Ethan Kalajian

A person behind the Blackgaze/Shoegaze band "To writhe love on her arms".

I love Ethan Kalajian.

by blackgays69 November 18, 2025

Ethan

Usually someone who loves stupid looking fortnite skins and has a cartoon voice, and still plays fortnite years after it died. Someone who has messed up teeth and had to most likely wear a helmet as a baby and loves attention.

Ethan is a wonder in our world.

by Ethan is ultra gay December 24, 2019

ethan

someone who made danger above 8-3

ethan made danger above 8-3

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 30, 2022