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really fun, very good game

from youtube comment by Elias Bernstein on Danny Gonzalez' video Awful Game Ads On Instagram 3

yo bro, you gotta get that app, its a total text for your header

by ooõoooooooooo June 1, 2019

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Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010

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Text deaf

When someone ignores questions you text them and continue conversation skipping over parts

mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”

Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”

by Legopuffer May 23, 2018

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Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.

OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.

by Korty4040 May 19, 2023

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