Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot March 29, 2018
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Oh shit text

When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.
Matt: damn...

Mark: what?

Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...

Mark: what'd it say?

Matt: You don't want to know...
by santy5666 July 20, 2010
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Shorty Text

Everything my girl says is a shorty text
by Noxnohi August 31, 2023
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banana texte

The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.
I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!
by PlaceReporter99 March 11, 2023
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Alpine Text Message

To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.
by Mountainmanreese January 26, 2019
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Grunt Texts

Text messages composed with minimal effort. Primarily two words or less and consist of concise (mostly incomplete) thoughts, phrases or responses.
My witty responses quickly turned to grunt texts when my interest waned.
by Sportyspice85 December 02, 2018
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window text

when your in a building that you dont get phone service in and you sit next to a window because you get service while your phone is in it and you sit in that spot all day texting people from that window

I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now
Person 1:Man i hate working here i never get phone service

Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!

owned
by mud_logger September 28, 2011
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