when you take cocaine and snort it out of a girls vagina and then when she falls asleep you put chili in her vagina too and lick it until she wakes up than you masturbate to animal planet .
by gaterman February 8, 2010
Get the TEXAS CHILI BOWLmug. When you have a turtle head poking out and a guy sticks his dick on the turtle head and keeps shoving it in and out
by im dat guy... April 12, 2015
Get the texas turtle headmug. by Bill O'reilly April 17, 2006
Get the Texas Steam Potmug. When a man of seventy years of age has sex with a fetus and pours texas chili sauce its eye cavities and bleeds the ass hole to smash a telephone in there while taking a dump on the flag of Ukraine and eating the fetus, with the telephone
by DJ Psyko December 13, 2006
Get the Texas Chili Bowlmug. When fucking a girl in the asshole (yum) she takes a shit on your cock and when you pull it out your dick will curl!
by Adam the ass goblin November 13, 2007
Get the texas cheese curlmug. texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from Ontario), means I agree, or yes. it may also mean I understand depending on the context
"hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"
by big boy11 October 3, 2016
Get the texas sized 10-4mug. When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.
When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!
by Ricky Fitts January 24, 2019
Get the East Texas Hot Pocketmug.