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Tristan

A guy with a massive horse peen and will penetrate that kitty. He particularly goes for girls named Amelia.
Tristan: wsg girl?
Amelia: Omg your so hot!
by randomguy89 March 3, 2022
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tristahn

Hey Tristahn please marry me

-Literally everyone
by NoShirtThanos March 6, 2022
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tristan

people named tristan are slow asf.
by aprillikespring March 11, 2022
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Tristan Moment

When a guy bearing the name of Tristan, unpromptedly and all of a sudden acts in a particular manner that is very much prone to result in the destruction of objects. Usually accompanied by heavy beatboxing or other ways of producing rythmical sounds.
Tobias : " Tristan, stop trying to put the LED into the socket!"

*LED explodes*

Pat: " This is such a Tristan Moment. "

*Tristan starts to shred it vocally-*
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tristan

he is a great person in general and you can be on call with him for hours and not even realize, he will make you really happy and make u smile whenever. they have beautiful brown eyes and a w smile. he has great advice and will make you feel safe whenever. hes crazy af but a little stupid and funny. keep that kid bro, you wont regret it.
TRISTAN IS A WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

TRISTAN FAN CLUB
by genny penny March 17, 2022
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Tristen

Tristen Is the name of a thumbie particularly from Phoenix or Chatsworth he wears gold jewellery loves polos and wears Lacoste
You saw that Tristen Driving a golf
by Mike lowrey March 18, 2022
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Tristan

Tristan is the best
by ClawsOverGames March 19, 2022
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