Pulling a Matheson special

When a family member or family friend constantly late to events that have been well planed for. To the point where everyone the person knows actively plans around said person lateness.

“I’m really sorry I’m late stone!”

“It’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.”
Or

I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.

by Hexed_into_next_year February 17, 2023

dear john special

when a guy creeps the shit outta evrey girl he talk to and make them so scared to talk to any other guy bc they r traumatized of he is doing so you ghoust him.

i was talking to jack and i got the dear john special.

by big daddy fucker1989 May 11, 2023

Special hiking buddies

Two people who frequently go on hikes together with the intent of committing sexual actions in secluded areas

Me and Samantha are special hiking buddies

by King.S May 13, 2023

David Edwards Special

Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.

Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?

He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!

by Urb_Dict January 7, 2023

Biva Sandwich Special

This phenomenon happens with you are casually taking a nice stroll to the dining hall, while simultaneously shitting yourself the whole walk, and you go in to order the following: two pieces of whole grain bread, with the lunch lady's cum as mayonnaise, your choice of chicken or turkey unseasoned, topped with a thick layer of dick cheese and pesto sauce. As you wait for your sandwich to be made, you realize you shit your pants and go to the bathroom to clean up. While you do this, you thankfully remember you need to piss in a cup so that you can bring it back and use it as dipping sauce for your sandwich. You then go on to enjoy a nice, warm, home-cooked meal! Enjoy!

" I get the Biva Sandwich Special every night at the dining hall! "

by Siva Biva July 18, 2023

Santa's special sack

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is tipically done at christmas because he can blame santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.

Grandad/old man walks into room and starts a
wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am i so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas"

by John Is Twat December 2, 2020

Santa's special sack

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is typically done at Christmas because he can blame Santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.

Grandad/old man walks into room and starts

wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up, you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am I so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas"

by John Is Twat December 2, 2020