Surprise Blunderbuss

When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.

Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes

by Cave man101 December 13, 2019

Surpriseding

When you fuck up your word

When dumb girls say hey that's surpriseding

by Big dick giles aka russo December 31, 2019

Surprise

It's the feeling you get when you've struggled with self loathing for years and when you try to find the meaning of your name, the typically most cynical and sarcastic place on the internet has the most heartwarming definitions for it. Thank you, Urban Dictionary!
- From an Ariana

What a surprise! For once the internet isn't as cruel as I thought!

by An Ariana January 8, 2020

Surprise batch

When you are trying to take a picture of a bat but it’s too fast so you have to surprise it

Richard: ‘I will try and get a picture of the bat but it’s too fast, I don’t know how I can do it’
Ellie: ‘just run up behind it like surprise batch and take the picture’

by elliethelegend April 23, 2020

Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.

After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”

by Deckard253x May 20, 2020

surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.

1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)

by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020

surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020