Gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in the gold star marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away

Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*

by salad w3nch February 16, 2025

Sloppy Joe

A cup of coffee wherein the creamer is replaced with semen.

Barista 1: Hey, did that lady just order a cup of coffee with nut milk?
Barista 2: She sure did, so I jizzed in it. She’s gettin a sloppy joe!

by Gen. John Allen July 26, 2023

Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there

“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”

by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs a fat lip of dip and gives you a blow job.

Me and the wife were on the tractor and all of a sudden she rips off my pants and starts giving me a Sloppy Dallas

by PedroDePirate October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When a chick packs a mouthful of dip and proceeds to give oral sex. The penis afterwards is covered with dip. Thus, a sloppy dallas.

"Hey stepbro? Can I give you a sloppy dallas?"
"Sure, make sure it's Copenhagen though."

by TheMainMan4211 October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

The sloppy Dallas is the act of getting a blowy by a mouth full of dip.

Preferably Peanut butter or specifically McDonald’s BBQ sauce.

Hey step blarg would you like to receive a sloppy Dallas?

by Borekaspitriott October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Getting a blowjob from a girl who has packed a fat lip of dip and slobbers on your shaft.

That bitch gave me a sloppy dallas and my schlong looked like a freshly cut lawn.

by DudeAss October 15, 2020