Sleep

Sleep is something that you do to retain or get energy. Most adults need to get 7-8 hours of sleep, children need to get 7-10 to stay away from insomnia and to have a healthy life. No one should over sleep or else your body will feel like it needs more and you will just feel like plain shit.

Sleep

by Goatmillk July 7, 2017

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Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.

Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag

by Toaksy July 7, 2017

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sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017

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death with benefits

sleep is an open relationship with death- death with benefits.

by mavericktheraven August 17, 2017

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Sleep

You don’t get this when you reach the ripe old age of 12.

(My middle school made us get up at the buttcrack of dawn at flipping 6:00 IN THE MORNING! WE HAD TO BE AT SCHOOL BY 7:20!)

Bob: Hey did you get enough sleep?
Billy with red veins in eyes: What does it look like?!?! Middle school is ROUGH
Older kid: wait til you get to high school bud....

by FeliciaShanequaSnack October 23, 2018

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