Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!

by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015

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Putting Christmas Away

The act of cleaning up all Christmas decorations because the season is over.

on December 26th I started PUTTING CHRISTMAS AWAY, and I put up NEW YEARS!

by alexh.77. January 3, 2011

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Put it in the freezer

Similar to "putting this on the back burner", "adding this to the parking lot", or "taking this offline", this is used to tell someone that you are pausing the conversation and will be discussing it at a later date.

Tyson told the conference that he would put it in the freezer and would be thawing this topic out on our next call when we have gathered more info.

by Lpolloloco May 29, 2024

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Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017

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