Donkey Punch

To punch a unsuspecting person in the genitals for no perceived reason.

Your buddy did something stupid and did not realize it. So you donkey punch him in the nuts. So too emphasize stupid is as stupid does.

by The—All—Seeing-Eye January 15, 2014

Punch Line Killer

Someone who says something stupid at the end of a good joke and ruins it for everyone. Replaces the punch line leaving the joke useless.

That was a going to be a good joke, but reagan the punch line killer ruined it.

by Camcollegenow January 31, 2008

Punch bounce back

When someone gets punched so hard that they stumble back, bounce off an object and return to the person who punched them just to get punched again.

Dude 1: "Man, my homey got in a fight last night at the party."
Dude 2: "Word? Did he whoop the guy's ass?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, gave the guy a punch bounce back from a wall, that guy was done for!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

punch your ticket

usually it means to have someone killed, or otherwise taken out of commission

"Listen Rockford, you come 'round here again, and I'll have a couple of my boys punch your ticket, permanently."

by Hashim R. Hathaway November 8, 2007

tongue punch a mudstar

to tongue punch a mudstar is to take your tongue and touch it to the anus in a jabbing motion

(verb) Im going to tongue punch a mudstar when my girlfriend comes over

by DOZ13R February 28, 2009

One-two punch

When you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely

"I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch"

by Madison Square Gardens February 24, 2010

Canadian Hole Punch

When A man copulates with a person's tracheal hole.

I gave that smoking bitch a Canadian Hole Punch, and filled her throat with hot steamy man chowder.

by Dirty Dal January 27, 2010