The act of logging onto a designer/brand website and filling your shopping basket with every item of clothing you see that you like just to see how much money it would cost if money was no object. Similar in respects to food porn in that it just involves looking at different clothes and drooling because your wardrobe is disgustingly empty.
by thesoundofbitchesfighting August 30, 2011
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There is an episode of Bobs Burgers where it is revealed Linda's father is into balloon porn and would like Linda's mother to play sexually with balloons in front of him, but she refuses to at first because she doesn't care for startling noises.
by SheThaRealG October 29, 2015
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The only known cure for porn valley syndrome (PVS) is to turn off the porn and go find some strange.
The only known cure for porn valley syndrome (PVS) is to turn off the porn and go find some strange.
"Hey, what happened to Frank? He used to hang out all the time."
"His girlfriend dumped him. He's been stuck in the porn valley for months now."
"He needs to man up. Climb the other hill and meet some real girls."
"His girlfriend dumped him. He's been stuck in the porn valley for months now."
"He needs to man up. Climb the other hill and meet some real girls."
by the Jerkman June 29, 2012
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by kunumbo September 22, 2017
Get the Fear porn mug.When you and one or more people get together, get high on your drug of choice (weed is most suitable, you dont want things getting out of hand), and watch copious amounts of pornographic videos on computers (one computer per person).
Usually a porn jam will take place late at night so the participants may use volume when watching the pornographic videos without worrying that people will hear them.
Some great discussions on woman preference, porn preference, etc. will result of a porn jam thus increasing your friendship with your fellow participants.
Note: It has to be you and at least one other person, and there has to be at least one computer per person in order for it to be considered an official porn jam.
Usually a porn jam will take place late at night so the participants may use volume when watching the pornographic videos without worrying that people will hear them.
Some great discussions on woman preference, porn preference, etc. will result of a porn jam thus increasing your friendship with your fellow participants.
Note: It has to be you and at least one other person, and there has to be at least one computer per person in order for it to be considered an official porn jam.
C-ball: Yo N-dizzle wanna get high and watch porn?
N-dizzle: Hell yeah dude lets have a porn jam!
C-ball: Yeah man just dont forget to bring your laptop we cant both just watch it on my computer.
N-dizzle: I know the rules foo I wont forget the laptop.
C-ball: Aight man porn jam tonight, at my place.
N-dizzle: Hell yeah dude lets have a porn jam!
C-ball: Yeah man just dont forget to bring your laptop we cant both just watch it on my computer.
N-dizzle: I know the rules foo I wont forget the laptop.
C-ball: Aight man porn jam tonight, at my place.
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