Peter

He's a kid in your class, who is usually funny and chill, but when you try to be funny and mess around he acts like a complete dipshit. (Ex. "BRO UR PUSHING YOUR CHAIR AT MACH 7") Once you get on his bad side, he starts treating you like a piece of shit, and he does not know how to accept that he is wrong. He gets mad at me when I don't give him the handout immediately but there's nothing I can do about it as this dumbass named Thomas who sits in front of me doesn't pass me the handouts. Then Peter gets mad at ME! To try and get back at him, I'll say "Peter can you please stop laughing you're disturbing me and the entire class." "He'll just say, "Grant shut the fuck up." in front of the teacher! Doesn't give a shit. But yeah that's Peter. Hope you enjoyed! Make sure to comment, share, subscribe, turn on your post notifications so you never miss an upload, and if this gets to 5 x 10^4 likes, I'll make one about Omar Babul. Sorry Omar ;)

Bro Peter is pissing me off.

by grntkull0jka November 29, 2021

peter mccarney

CEO of soundcloud, rides 40 women a day and sniffs lines like no other, he is also a certified pumper maker.

"Dont let peter mccarney near your owl doll, he will ride her legs off"

by Billy Bob Marty Boy November 29, 2021

Peter Boes

A white young hRRY POTTER wannabe. He sucks gliz on Matos and is loveable.

Mars "Omd its peter boes!"

Random bitch "HIDE YOUR GLIZZy.

by Mousolinniboibagbiggawigga December 2, 2021

Peter

Ever heard of Golden Retriever energy? Well that's Peter. He's a very loyal and loveable guy. He'll be by your side the moment you're upset and won't leave until he knows you're feeling better. At first he may seem a bit shy and awkward, but he's simply hiding his bubbly and friendly personality. Not to mention he's incredibly handsome. Peter has been through some tough times in his life, but that's what makes him Peter. He knows what it's like to go through dark times and he always wants to be there for you to keep everything bright and happy. Never let go of a Peter once you have one.

He's got so much energy. He must be a Peter.

by PinkCarnations July 9, 2022

beefy peter

One shot glass of cooked ground hamburger meat, one shot glass of Texas Pete Hot Sauce and one shot glass of well bourbon.

Take in any order but must be taken in rapid succession.

Hey bar wench!! The boys and I want a Beefy Peter on the snap!

by Beefy peter July 16, 2022

Blue Peter

A sex act whereby a man masturbates and saves his ejaculate, later wiping it on his partner.

Have a Blue Peter.... here's one I made earlier.

by Slang_Bang July 25, 2022

Peter

Peter is a smart, handsome, dorky, sexy, sweet, strong, hot, cute boy. He’s maybe a spiderboy but he isn’t scary like real spider’s. Every father figure of peter dies eventually, so don’t be his daddy! He has a pretty thicc ass in his spandex suit. He has also a super nice aunt who will be there for him till she dies.

“Peter: I don’t wanna go”

by imaginaryytom October 22, 2019